[SleepingDragon]: 268.B-day madlib

The Story!

Mary crossed from one end of the bubble to the other, knowing that she had to get to Tina's house on time that day. The package she carried was of the quick horse, and no one could know what was in there except for 'Saddlebag'.

It was a thick day, in the town of Squeamish Piglet. Outdoor grills and bass smoldered vehemently in the sunlight, and Mary smiled her captivating smile at every fish she passed. Holy baldy, what a lovely day!

It wasn't too long before she came upon the tyrannosaur that her contact had specified. It was fast, in its way, but Mary found that she hated the smell of the place. She sat down on a spider and waited, passionately just to pass the time until her contact would arrive. Then she could thump for the last time, and go home without that red package.

56 hours later, a stretch limousine pulled up next to the jet engine where Mary had flatulated. Her contact stepped out, looking truthful as usual.

"Oh, you're finally here. I thought you'd never run before I turned old," Mary said as she held up the package for him. The man didn't speak, only took the package and opened it up.

Mary quivered. Inside the package was a small piranha, the only one she'd ever seen! It was amazing, except for when the swine showed up and plucked her contact until he wet his cranium and passed out. Mary just laughed as she ran away.

"That'll teach him not to fling billiard balls!"